Kate Moss must seriously be plotting to destroy one of my favorite bands. First she annihilates a bunch of brand-spanking-new Kills songs before they make it to the album, and now…NOW I hear that she’s trying to weasel her way into the band while Alison Mosshart’s gone off to play with Jack White for a spell. I hope the rumors aren’t true that Jamie Hince is actually looking for a female singer to replace Alison Mosshart. Alison and Jamie are The Kills. And anyway, I thought Alison was only taking a temporary hiatus from the band to tour with The Dead Weather (all those other guys have other bands too, after all). And who the heck does Kate Moss think she is, anyway, thinking she could replace Alison? Earth to Kate: Alison Mosshart has real talent; she doesn’t have to settle for making a living as a walking, talking, coke-sniffing, spotlight-stealing mannequin. And if that weren’t bad enough, while doing some research (courtesy of Google) to find out more about Kate’s apparent plans to further sabotage The Kills, I also found some rumors that Kate and Jamie just might be engaged. I think I may gag. Jamie, you seem like an intelligent enough man. Do the smart thing and dump that glorified skeleton before it’s too late.
I Still Hate Kate Moss. July 21, 2009