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16 Ways to Celebrate the 40th Anniversary of Woodstock for the Rest of the Month (or Longer) August 19, 2009

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This month marks the 40th anniversary of the Woodstock Music and Art Fair (now often referred to simply as “Woodstock”).  Those who are old enough to remember the 1960s (or, like me, were brought up on a steady diet of Peter, Paul, and Mary; The Beatles; and Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young), you probably have a good idea of how important a milestone in music and American culture Woodstock was.  But after hearing my mom talk about some recent conversations she’s had with slightly younger colleagues, some shocking information was revealed to me:  a great deal of people (mostly from “GWoodstock Postereneration X”, and possibly from my own generation as well) don’t realize how huge and unparalleled this event was.  Sure, Woodstock may not have been the first large-scale rock music festival (I believe the Monterey Pop Festival of 1967 was the first), nor the last one (Altamont happened only a few months later, and today there are festivals like Lollapalooza and Bonnaroo, which are held annually), but it was unique in that, for three whole days (and then some), half a million people got together and were able to mingle peacefully the entire time.  And believe me, the conditions at the concert site were far from ideal.  Attendees had to deal with heavy rainfall, scarce food, overflowing portable toilets, and having to listen to The Grateful Dead play “Turn on Your Lovelight” for over 40 minutes (no disrespect to all you Deadheads out there – I find the Dead quite enjoyable myself – but surely 40 minutes is a bit much for a song that doesn’t have too much going on in the lyric department).  Not to mention all the people who paid for their tickets and got ripped off when Woodstock was declared a “free concert.”  That is, those who even made it to the festival and didn’t get caught up in miles upon miles of traffic.  It’s a wonder, and a testament to the mutual cooperation of the concert goers, that no riots broke out (no real riots, anyway.  The only thing that may have even remotely resembled a riot was when a bunch of hippies started chanting “No rain!  No rain!” in an effort to halt the heavy downpour, while others slid through the mud in various stages of undress.  But that was all in good fun).  So anyway, what I’m getting at is this:  there’s never been any event to match the outcome of Woodstock, and the likelihood of their ever being another is incredibly slim.  Which is kind of unfortunate for me, since I was born about two decades after Woodstock and have to rely on my DVD of the documentary to even get a whiff of the essence of Woodstock (though now that I’ve put that into words, it sounds king of wrong.  I’m sure the essence of Woodstock wouldn’t smell very good, what with the Port-a-Sans and the various substances being smoked and all.  But you get what I’m driving at).  But if you want to celebrate Woodstock’s anniversary this month, or possibly the rest of the summer, or – heck – the rest of the year (as I’m very likely to be doing) here’s some (legal) ideas of ways that you can party like it’s 1969:


  1. Macramé something for yourself and/or loved ones.  For the most authentic experience, I’d suggest using natural hemp cord, but just about any type of string/thread/twine/yarn will do.  I’ve been working with embroidery floss myself lately).
  2. Make yourself a mixtape/CD/playlist of late-1960s hits.  Listen at full volume (or as loud as you can get away with, anyway).  Feel free to play air guitar/drums/keyboards/bass/sitar/harmonica/flute.
  3. Next time you get a heavy rainstorm, chant “No rain!  No rain!” until it stops.  Or until you lose your voice.  Or until your family and/or friends beg you to stop.
  4. After a heavy rainfall, put on a bathing suit you don’t mind getting dirty (or, depending on how private your property is, get naked) and slide through the mud.  It’s Mother Nature’s Slip ‘n’ Slide, man!
  5. Start incorporating suede fringe vests and jackets, peace sign necklaces, and Birkenstocks (I don’t care what anyone says; they’re NOT ugly shoes!) into your wardrobe.
  6. Make your own tie-dye t-shirt.
  7. Learn some yoga moves, and practice several times a week.
  8. Neglect shaving for a week.  Or two.  Or more.  This means you too, ladies.
  9. Take a road trip up to Bethel, New York (the site of the original Woostock festival.  There is also a town called Woodstock in upstate New York, but the festival didn’t actually take place there.  Still, the town of Woodstock is definitely worth checking out.  It’s very laid back and has lots of head shops and antique stores).
  10. Watch a video/DVD of the documentary Woodstock.  I recommend the 40th anniversary special edition of Woodstock that came out a couple of months ago, which I will probably be posting a review of later this week.
  11. If you don’t already own a video or DVD of the movie Hair, and if you still think capitalism isn’t that weird, go out and rent it.  Or, better yet, go and see Hair live on Broadway.  Unfortunately, I’ve not yet had the pleasure of seeing it live, but I hope to soon.
  12. Throw a Woodstock themed party.  As a bonus, encourage guests to dress up as their favorite Woodstock performer (I myself would probably go as Alvin Lee.  Either that or Arlo Guthrie).
  13. Hug a tree.
  14. Grow your hair out.  This means you too, fellas.
  15. Go and see Taking Woodstock, which will be out in theaters on the 28.  I, for one, can’t wait to see it.
  16. Incorporate the words “groovy” (meaning “cool”) and “cat” (slang term for a person of the male persuasion, although “cats” as a plural can mean a collective group made up of both males and females) into daily conversations, and tack the word “man” at the end of your sentences.